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ˇˇˇNEWS FLASH!!!:
Ranked #1 in Texas,
and #2 in the nation!!
AMALIA L. ORTIZ
(Grand ˇSLAM! Champion 2000, Chi Koshaba Cup / Most Valuable Poet 1999, Team Shooting
Guard):
Amalia does not like to write about herself in third person. I am one of you. My bio is
irrelevant, since I am doomed to a lifetime of being called "Benjamin Ortiz's little
sister." Nevertheless, I am the proud director/organizer of the female poetry
performance group, "Women of Ill Repute: Refute!" which donates all proceeds to
the San Antonio Rape Crisis Center.
amiortiz@aol.com
RICH "Rd" PERIN
(Team Point Guard):
In his spare time, Rich enjoys gardening and is a world-renowned azalea expert, graduating
from the University of Melbourne's horticulture department (with honors) in 1995. After
working in the Middle East for two years as a botanical archeologist, Rich moved to Texas.
His unique poetry has been described as "flowering monuments of erotica" and
"bombastic."
evangelatinist@yahoo.com
JASON GOSSARD
(Team Center):
Jason (a.k.a. Shaggy, Foggy, Goss, G-Man, J) hopes to one day find the answer to that age
old pop question: What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
jfoggyg@cs.com
T-BONE
(Team Power Forward):
Although rumors have circulated recently that T-Bone was raised by a black family on the
outskirts of San Antonio, this is not entirely true. He spent his youth in the Connecticut
Greater Hartford area before attending the University of Notre Dame, where both clergy and
students alike found his unconventional antics and anti-church rhetoric both disturbing
and arousing. One sister, who wished to remain nameless, stated: "He’s going to
hell in a hand basket, that’s for sure, but I’d sure like to be the bunny in his
hop."
JACQUIE MOODY
(Team 1st Alternate):
Jacquie began her poetry writing career at the tender age of 16 as a result of listening
to too many Smiths songs. Since that time her writing has blossomed, her hair color has
changed 15 times, and she has worked as a waitress, Gap greeter, fish-gutter, and cook.
She writes solely for self-vindication and the approval of others.
quemoody@aol.com
DAN ALLEN:
(Team 2nd Alternate, Team Spiritual Advisor):
Dan wants the bulk of his anti-farce poetry to lend force to the philosophy of
objectivism. He is an explicit atheist who endeavors to reach out to freethinkers with
recognition and admiration. The lighter side of his writing is often meant to be sexually
adventurous and bounce in bisexual directions. He loves living in San Antonio.
BENJAMIN ORTIZ
(Coach and General Manager of Team SanAnto 2000):
ˇBen Ortiz is dead! ˇLONG LIVE Big Chief Quadrangle!
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